• Four more years of skyrocketting oil prices…
• Four more years of record deficits…
• Four more years of eroding the rights of GLBTs and pushing them further into second-class citizen status…
• Four more years of trading good jobs for crappy ones…
• And worst of all, religion will rule the bench for the forseeable future…

At least my taxes will be lower so I can pay for the heat bill… And I’ll sleep better knowing the evil homosexuals aren’t coming to get me.